Euro-trash collides with American gangsta in Maryland's gleefully cheesy beach resort. Reporter Jamie August befriends a spoiled heiress who is being pursued by Russian mobsters--and a chart-topping rap star. Meanwhile, a raging crime spree is keeping Jamie busy--and so is a hot new boyfriend and a strict jogging and frozen custard fitness plan. Action careens from OC to Dubai, from the wild shores of Assateague to a wild-west campground. Will Jamie survive to debut her fringed leopard-print bikini?