Thoughts of Dread and Malice From Sylvan River - Kindle ebook by Joseph D. Longcali


Slater H. Underwood is an author and bon-vivant. His wild life has taken some twists and turns. In this fictional story presented as a non-fictional account, Underwood starts out to explain the trouble he's recently gotten himself into by publishing classified information, but can't resist reminiscing about the colorful characters he's known and the crazy stuff he's done in his life, including his psychedelic experience at the foot of Uluru with a half-Aborigine man he met by chance and the time he ran for mayor of Sylvan River as the candidate from the Pig-F^&*%!#$ party. He wants to tell his story and he holds little back, such as his disdain for those who stick it to the masses for their own enrichment and ego gratification. Writing this account is also a chance for him to be honest with himself about his own mistakes and delusions. He can hear the river calling and he thinks he may be ready for the long swim, but first he has a few things to tell the world and to get off of his chest. Witty and ribald, yet poignant and piquant, his one is just for the grown-ups...